DUMBLEDORE

When a person attempts to ejaculate on your face but misses and instead ejaculates on your chin and chest, giving the appearance of a cum-like beard.

Guuuuuurl, he tried to cum on mah face the other night but I backed up at the last minute and he ended up pulling a Dumbledore all over me.

by LsnBOOBria March 10, 2022

dumbledore challenge

when you try to cum twice within one minute

bro can you help me do the dumbledore challenge

by LarsonLFunk February 6, 2019

spicy dumbledore

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass

He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"

by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020

Dumbledore

Slang a stupid person; fool. derogatory.

"Your name, the way you dress and posture indicates you're a dumbledore and most definitely a sheep."

by Piztachio May 2, 2022

dumbledore

a bad bitch who doesnt care what you think and is secretly a basic white girl

when confronted by a wild karen dumbledore shook his head

by massivemug April 29, 2020

Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023