Guy1: did you hear about that global pandemic, Covid-19?
Guy2: yes it’s all over the fucking news, what the hell did you think? That I’ve been under a rock these past couple of months? My question is, did you just find out?
Guy1: I-I was only trying to hel-
Guy2: No-no we’ve been stuck in our houses for god knows how long and you’re asking me if I heard about it? Dumbass.
Guy2: yes it’s all over the fucking news, what the hell did you think? That I’ve been under a rock these past couple of months? My question is, did you just find out?
Guy1: I-I was only trying to hel-
Guy2: No-no we’ve been stuck in our houses for god knows how long and you’re asking me if I heard about it? Dumbass.
by Cal kestice April 18, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. A legendary conspiracy which took place between 2019 & 2022 A.D. against workforce members, incited with propaganda produced by fascistic communitarians posing as caring humanitarians in an effort to gain undue control over Earth’s economies.
Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”
Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”
Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”
by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022
Get the Covid-19 Pandemicmug. by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
Get the COVID-19mug. A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
Get the Coronavirus (Covid-19)mug. by ckckckckck May 8, 2020
Get the COVID-19mug. The question asked, whether or not aloud, when a death is announced these days, as if few people died in the community or country in pre-pandemic days.
If the answer to “Was it caused by COVID-19?” is rumored or suspected to be positive, fewer relatives and friends are prone to attending a funeral wake.
by MathPlus March 28, 2021
Get the Was it caused by COVID-19?mug.