Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

TARP Babies

The generation born in 2008, whos children and children's children will inherit massive debt as a result of TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program, and other inneffective bailouts/stimulus packages during the Bush and Obama presidencies.

We are TARP Babies

by asikjbdhgfuhu December 11, 2010

Thapping

Obsessing over a person or a thing

When Rachel first said hello , I started thapping at that very moment

by Savagekiid47 March 20, 2019

sex tarp

A large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher...

Bro, I was with that bitch last night ,I fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that I had to sleep in a wet bed. Make sure you lay down a sex tarp!

by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 13, 2017

tarp

A dastardly trap which is discovered by the intended victim, much too late to react in time.

or

Any situation where you are forced to make a spot decision

being the general who discovers a large group of imperial cruisers heading straight for his rebel fleet - "its a tarp!"

or

should i wear underwear today? - "a tarp!12"

by Sammage inc May 23, 2005

y halo thar

The most AWESOME internet catch-phrase ever created.

y halo thar...

BUTSECKS?!?!?!111/!

by Obscure_Labyrinth April 14, 2007

TARP

Taxpayer Assisted Recreation Plan. A program that allows incompetent executives of banks, insurance companies and investment firms to live in luxury on public funds while railing against the evils of "socialism".

Thanks to TARP, failed executives can have all the perks formerly enjoyed by successful ones. What a deal!

by WallStreetStrangler June 30, 2009