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Texas, everything is big in Texas.
Spongebob: *turns into Texas* "Hey Patrick, guess what I am?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
Texas by thatoneguy442 February 5, 2014
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alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
Texas by Thatgirl K. June 16, 2019
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Texas by nike kicks February 14, 2022
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- state of the ugly highways with old pavement, road works, low speedlimit and too many policemen
+ state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living
+ state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living
Texas
Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.
There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.
Texas
The yee-hawest state in the west. Everybody who lives there is a horse-riding cowboy. This very hot state has a Mexican twist, since it is right on the border of Mexico. Yee Haw!
Jeff: I'm going to Texas this summer!
Joe: have fun burning to death!
Jeff: I'm mainly going there for it's Mexican twist!
Joe: have fun burning to death!
Jeff: I'm mainly going there for it's Mexican twist!
Texas by Iamthebanananananana February 5, 2021