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technology

n. anything that was invented after you were born
"I love technology."

"Technology is killing me."
by foraneagle2 March 21, 2007
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technology troubadour

A person who knows a lot about technology, the internet, computers, social media and websites but isn't a geek.

Someone who is not attached to a specific department in a company, but regularly works with Sales, Marketing, Management, Development and Customer Service departments to share information and ensure everyone is working toward common goals.
Customer complaints were not being considered in the new product release, so we hired a Technology Troubadour to help specify what updates were needed to the programmers.

I wanted to sell my homemade jewelry online, but I didn't know where to start. I met a Technology Troubadour that helped me start a blog, build a website and find fans on Facebook.
by PeaceGirl3000 February 3, 2010
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technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.
My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.
by pweids December 1, 2011
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Technology Atheist

People that don't believe certain technologies exist.
This Technology Atheist just doesn't know what he's talking about.
by TrickPlz December 10, 2014
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Technopocalypse

1. The hypothetical singularity moment when the advance of technology supercedes advance in relevant security by a margin so large that it results in unforseen catastrophic consequences for the entire planet.

2. The hypothetical scenario where we are inadequately prepared to deal with natural disasters such as solar flares crippling electronic, communications, financial and transport systems, that would effectively cripple the everyday functions of entire countries.
"Internet of Things is great and all, but when you're potentially arming hackers you might want to be more concerned about the technopocalypse."
by chiffmonkey August 19, 2015
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Technology

No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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Technology

I hate tech it makes me get crippling depression
I hate Technology
by Twitch.tv/madnessxx1 February 11, 2022
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