A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.
Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
by Ejizelator March 2, 2016
Get the tears of a clownmug. A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
by B.ryeen April 13, 2008
Get the chocolate tearmug. A suberb, 'soft' rock/pop/light new-wave group from the 80's. They are responsible for such hits like 'I Believe', 'Shout', and 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World', just to name a few. They're thoughtful, oftentimes introspective lyrics and (usually) talented singing and musical prowess helped set them at least a step above many of the bands in the 80's.
Easily one of the best 80's bands, whom just released a new album called Everybody Loves a Happy Ending.
by Pikachu's Best Guiness October 8, 2004
Get the Tears for Fearsmug. The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.
by Greg1973 October 12, 2014
Get the Unicorn Tearsmug. by Pewts September 16, 2015
Get the white tearsmug. The tears of a gypsy, which supposedly prevent AIDS. They usually come in little small, glass bottles.
by BorackJ February 20, 2009
Get the gypsy tearsmug. To raise hell. To kick ass and take names.
by Dave1 May 10, 2005
Get the Tearing It Upmug.