Jaycation

Going out of your way to catch covid for the sweet sweet sick days.

I only have 6 weeks of vacation left, therefore I am going to go the freedom rally so I can get a jaycation.

by Whatru9 July 17, 2022

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020

Staycation

The process by which, people reside at home for it to economically fit for their needs instead opting to go down south.

" Instead of flying to Cuba Tommy and his friends had a staycation at Jim Bob's residence."

by Benji + Katinka March 16, 2009

Generation Tardation

The term for the current wave of 20 somethings. Identified by the following traits: extremely oversensative, inability to think out of the box or even care that they lack the intellect, overly confident that they have a vast wealth of knowledge even thow this wisdon is only wikipedian, lastly they truely believe that an education is optional.

My assistant is showing her generation tardation by transfering my anger at a client to herself.

by NoelTH July 5, 2009

Gaycation

When one member of a same-sex long term relationship visits thier family alone.

When a bi-sexual man or woman goes on a vacation and has exclusive sex within his or her gender.

Victor: Hey Steve? Where's your man Mike ??
Steve: He went to visit his parents, alone !
Victor: So Mike is on a Gaycation ??
Steve: That bitch !!

by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009

Yaycation

A multiple day/week/year long cocaine binge in which the user spends every cent to there name on nose candy. Users will often seperate themselves from all of mankind (unless it is their dealer) as if they are on a vacation from the daily stress of life.

(Dave) "Hey bro have you seen Jeff lately?"
(Bill) "No i haven't, last I heard he was still on a yaycation in his mom's basement."
(Dave) "Who did you here that from?"
(Bill) "His dealer told me the other day."
(Dave) "Oh... Fuck coke, lets go smoke a blunt."

by DaveTheDirtyDogDiddler December 7, 2010

tardation

"Jason Folley Sydrome" Believing something with %100 absolute conviction all the while being proved wrong to your face over, and over....

"Ernie Simms is the middle linebacker for the Lions"---Folley

**Looked up on NFL.com shows ES on the roster as an outside linebacker...

"No, he's middle linebacker. I saw it. I have season tickets"---Folley

"Effin tardation"---Voice of Reason

by benevolentmalefactor July 16, 2009