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emo tequila shot

Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it by squeezing the lime juice into the open wound.
Yeah, so me and Jaime here are gonna do some emo tequila shots then head on down to the Dashboard Confessional show.
by Brand0n_o October 24, 2008
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mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018
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tequila diarrhea

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.
by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004
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Tequila Twat

The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat.
Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a long night of throwing the drinks down. A chick gets Tequila twat after a couple of shots. Even though the dude gets lock jaw from going south of the border she is unable to reach volcanic proportions!
by Denise & Albert February 23, 2009
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Tequila

Yelling the word Tequila as loud as possible and dropping to one knee and punching your best friend dead in the nuts. Of course after a night of tequila shots.
Person 1: Climbing up into the rafters of the bus stop, at the ski resort after a night of drinking. Then jumping down to the ground right in front of your friend (person 2), dropping to a knee and yelling TEQUILA! and straight punch person 2 in the nuts.

Person 2: oooooohhhh..... Why? And then falling to the ground...

Person 3: walks over to person 2, and farts in his face!

Other unknown persons: start to leave buss stop ASAP...
by Fishinprep November 27, 2012
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tequila sunrise

Awesome cocktail, once you had it you won't ask for anything else!!
It's called Sunrise because of the way it looks, red/orange/yellow like the sky looks every morning when the sun comes up.
Also the name of a hawt movie that was released in 1988.
How to make a Tequila Sunrise:
1. Poor Tequila and Orange Juice in a longdrinkglass
2. Add 3 icecubes
3. Stir for a few seconds
4. Add a little bit of grenadine in the middle of the glass
5. Put a slice of lemon on the edge of the glass
And there you have it: TEQUILA SUNRISE!!!
by SyntaxE July 10, 2006
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Tequila

Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.
James: Want some tequila?

John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.

James: Oh the irony!
by Rihanyce November 18, 2011
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