Takis

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.

The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!

"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"

by Shb99 September 10, 2022

Taki

1) ball bag aka Nut sack

1) My Taki is itchy

2) don't be such a taki, you useless Cunt

by NZ Spider-Man September 14, 2022

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.

Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!

by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022

Taki

A delicious spicy rolled tortilla chip with spicy powder.

James liked eating takis, he was immune to spice.

by E678687 October 26, 2022

Taki

I really hope you looked this up cuz of the chip brand..

"I really like Taki"
"What??"
"The chip brand"
"Oh, my bad"

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

Taki

good guy

taki good guy

by takister June 1, 2022

TAKIS

Something spicy a middle schooler will eat to prove they can handle spicy stuff

Middle school boy: takis aren’t spicy (eats the whole bag)

by Im_chaos December 8, 2021