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Synchronisationo

The act of being in synchronisation
"We are in total synchronisationo"
by Bigcock15inches June 24, 2025
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(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010
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Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
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Higher synchronized Drive

A heightened state of awareness where your body moves in perfect sync with your higher self—like your mind, soul, and motion are all locked into the same rhythm. When Higher Synchronized Drive activates, you no longer feel like you’re using your muscles to move—you feel like your body is a vehicle being gracefully guided from above.

It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.

Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.

Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
“Once I tapped into Higher Synchronized Drive, I wasn’t just dancing—I was gliding through time like my soul had taken the wheel.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
by J.J.Johnson April 11, 2025
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Broken Testicle Synchronisation

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.
by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018
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synchronous ajax

1. Time spent programming in Javascript, when the rotation of the spinner icon in Firebug exactly matches the beat of the music you are listening to.
2. an ox and a moron, c.f. ImDB: Oscar
1. I spent 15 hours in synchronous ajax mode yesterday.
2. Dude, that slide deck was full of synchronous ajax.
by wizard113 June 27, 2013
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sychronitus vaginus

When women live together and their periods synch up.
Oh shit it's just sychronitus vaginus.
by Danica J May 11, 2015
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