baltimore surprise

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Philadelphia Surprise

When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.

I went into the gas station and came out to a Philadelphia Surprise.

by Tagloniousmonk March 13, 2018

bogdan surprise

when someone with no remorse forcefully rams thy head up an unsuspecting victims gaping asshole

hey Paul, did you and Natarsha get that bogdan surprise last Tuesday as promised

by black cunter October 1, 2021

Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

Surprise of The Century

1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.

2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.

(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone

ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."

example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."

by hacker lovers May 6, 2009