Colorful Surprise

a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.

I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.

by EMaceator April 22, 2010

baltimore surprise

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

bogdan surprise

when someone with no remorse forcefully rams thy head up an unsuspecting victims gaping asshole

hey Paul, did you and Natarsha get that bogdan surprise last Tuesday as promised

by black cunter October 1, 2021

Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

Surprise of The Century

1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.

2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.

(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone

ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."

example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."

by hacker lovers May 6, 2009