When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy
Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”
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Get the bogdan surprise mug.When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.
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Get the nut surprise mug.An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
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by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009
Get the Pavel Surprise mug.When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
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