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Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
mugGet the Subarumug.

Akehoshi Subaru Theorem

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
by boopsae October 11, 2023
mugGet the Akehoshi Subaru Theoremmug.

subaru

The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based
"hey man subaru is such a cool guy,"

"yeah i know he's so based"
by lcsfld September 17, 2022
mugGet the subarumug.

Subaru

Probably one of the most gay fucking brands in the world, and is literally a honda with a louder exhaust
You see that Subaru over there?
-Yeah, he must be pretty gay.
by Faggity Queerboi May 25, 2019
mugGet the Subarumug.

pagani and subaru

Pagani and Subaru are cuh 🥀
by lebronjameshairline May 22, 2025
mugGet the pagani and subarumug.

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