Student

Noun: One who knows nothing about anything as opposed to an academic who knows everything about nothing

Student: I don't know shit and to do this I spend £1000s a year.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.

by Its belfast mate! November 27, 2012

Student Resource Center

The only place worth spending time in at NYU. Not intended for any form of academic activity. More commonly known as the SRC.

Risa: NYU is so damn boring, I'm heading the the Student Resource Center.
Josh: I'll tag along. I figure Jairo, Angel, Devin and Pei will have some idea to pass the time possibly involving the Wii.

by Alchem1st January 24, 2009

student community government, inc.

Where people go when there's nothing else to do but debate each other's personal lives, talk about mundane shit, and waste every other wednesday pretending they have some sort of sick power over other people, when really, only other members of SCG care about SCG or have to adhere to its rules. frequently its members get drunk or stoned before and during its meetings, and often times its executive board is likewise. most people fall asleep during its meetings.

Erin failed her exam Thursday morning because a student community government, inc. meeting lasted until 2 a.m. the previous night, due to debating whether or not to hold a debate.

by Greek Ho June 26, 2009

athlete-student

Commonly known as student-athlete. However, they are more an athlete first and student second. The athlete-student spends more time dedicated to their sport than to their academics, since they are obligated to hours of practice, injury treatment, travel, games/matches,coach's meeting, etc.

Football is taking up my life that I don't have time to study. We're supposed to be student-athletes, but our ridiculous coaches make sure that we're athlete-students.

by Tiffany100000 June 26, 2008

IB Student

1. A person who whips his hair back and forth in order to relieve from stress

2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school

"WOW LOOK AT THAT IB STUDENT"

or

"They look like IB students!"

by ngriwi October 10, 2011

Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.

Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.

by Social Studies Major April 19, 2019

Straight "A" Student

A student who gets all A's on there report cards and will be much better of in life than the average person

Straight "A" Student
A: Hey, what grades did you get?
B: All A's, I am a Straight "A" Student
A: Lucky....
B: Actually, it is a lot of hard work, not luck.
A: Whatever

by Jusmounts14 January 5, 2009