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crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
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ho-stamp

The tattoo on a female's lower back. Typically, this stamp is some type of cute animal/insect (e.g. butterfly, dolphin), abstract design, or 'tribal' marking.
Yo, B! Check out that bitch's ho-stamp. She'll give it up, fo' sho.
by Yagi-san July 16, 2008
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slug stamping

"The female equivilent (sic) of Tea Bagging" (according to Wikipedia's entry for "Teabagging" as of 19 March 2009); ergo, the act of pressing ("stamping") the vagina against the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion as in irrumatio. This practice can leave a pattern of viscous moisture on the recipient's face or head, vaguely reminiscent of a slight trail of slime a slug would leave were it to travel around someone's face/head.
Although this term is acknowledged in Wikipedia, it does not seem to be prevalent on the internet at this time.
Mary spent quality foreplay time slug stamping Pat before fully grinding her 'gina on her lover's mouth.
by FreePussy Cassini April 1, 2009
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strap on

A dildo that is used by women. It has a device so it can be "straped" on. Mainly used for lesbian sex. Sweet...
Trixy put on a strap on and started to fuck the hell out of Sally. I have it on tape!! :)
by w00t master January 26, 2003
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Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.
Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....
by CakieWakie October 14, 2009
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food stamp

A document in which the government gives to people who are on welfare to buy food.
Man, get off those welfare checks and food stamps and get a job!
by Rebecca LaRue October 11, 2003
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Smoke Stamp

Busting loose directly in someone's face with a fart so nasty that they still sense its' presence many hours later.
Lani was talking smack again, so I tagged him with a smoke stamp while he had his mouth open!
by Joeittonlay October 17, 2006
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