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Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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noob stalker

1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.
Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!

xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this

xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX

Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
by lolwtfjulia October 7, 2011
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grade stalker

Someone who is constantly checking their academic grades, looking at them over and over.
Guy: What're you doing?

Nerd: Checking my grades.

Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
by FirstTimeUsingThis October 4, 2011
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Stock Stalker

One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.
Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.

Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
by punchodex May 12, 2012
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Siamese Stalker

The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.
Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!
by Flabs June 25, 2012
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Wing-stalker

A friend or associate who assists in the stalking of your own personal chosen victim of desire.
She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.
by FayeBombay April 6, 2017
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Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 5, 2017
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