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Midnight Stunner

(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior
1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.

2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit
by midnightstunner314 February 17, 2010
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cunt stunner

Jubilent electric pulses to the vaginal region
That josh hebert is such a cunt stunner
by Hebes July 16, 2010
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Orinoco-Stanners

A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.
That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...
by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018
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Chin-Stinner

The action of "cum blasting" your own chin (and/or face) in the act of masturbating (jerking off) and reaching a powerful and sudden climax.
"dude, I full on gave myself a Chin-Stinner this morning. Caked myself"

"I was sent this Snapchat of this guy wanking himself off and he cum all on his own face. It was a beautiful Chin-Stinner"
by Baldsquire October 25, 2018
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Clancy Stunner

When a girl sits on your face and you roll your tongue around her booty hole in a clock wise motion.
Adam gave ole girl the old Clancy stunner!
by Peremy Jope March 11, 2022
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Arkansas stunner

When you are standing 69ing with someone and right after the one standing cums in the other ones mouth you slam their head into the ground such as Stone Cold Steve Austin's "Stone Cold Stunner"
Dude I gave this stupid whore the Arkansas Stunner last night after the bars.
by Ughyeahshop August 3, 2023
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A taiwanese stunner

When a male of Taiwanese ancestry shows you their shaved asshole.
Mike flash them bitches!!! Yo Yo imma hit em with a taiwanese stunner.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019
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