stats

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

by Trust November 5, 2003

statuatory ape

he'll kill. end of story.

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.

by bucnasty. April 29, 2010

Stats

stats: how many times you've had sex.

john has 15 stats!

by stats up May 10, 2011

statasap

when you need to get somewhere/do something really fast. a mixture of STAT and ASAP.

I NEED TEN ORDERS OF CHICKEN FILLET STATASAP!

by iiheartkenny24897 May 22, 2009

Statfapper

In online games, STATFAPPER is someone, who constantly and publicly faps (praises) over his usually high stats (game results). Those people are in fact not so good, they are usually seal clubbers or stat padders.

Today I saw statfapper in enemy team!

by StreamWriter March 7, 2015

Stats

When you are 90% dating someone and you are smooching

"Where is Billy?"
"Oh I think he is doing stats with Sally."

by audrabrooke December 4, 2016

Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.

Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018