I'm Straight

An informal way to refuse a kindly offer of a minor thing.

"Would you like matches?"
"Na I'm straight, I got a lighter."

by Steven Leonardo Clifford February 24, 2008

Straightener

A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!

by tallica January 17, 2007

Beanie straighten

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.

SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"

by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

straight edged

abstaining from alcohol, smoking and recreational drug use.Some adherents may also abstain from caffeine and promiscuity.

dark and battle are straight edged,but not stoney

by mr moo moo June 29, 2008

Straight fag

n. A heterosexual.

On 4chan, EVERYONE is a faggot (regardless of sexuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of faggotry. A homosexual would be a gay fag, and a fan of Japanese cartoons would be an anime fag.

I wanted him to do me up the butt, but it turns out he was a straight fag.

by Goat Slywinkle June 7, 2011

ur mom straight

The opposite of ur mom gay. It is used as an ultimate comeback and will insult anybody no matter what, or make them laugh.

Chad: ur mom gay
Brett: ur dad lesbian
Chad: ur granny tranny
Brett: ur grandpap a trap
Chad: ur dads ur mom
Brett: ur moms ur dad
Chad: UR MOM STRAIGHT
Brett: *The molecules collapse within and Brett dissolves into a puddle of human which is then drunk by Chad, making Chad two humans as once, living on both within his mortal coil.

by Miost May 13, 2018