Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.

oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.

by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010

spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)

I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.

by resto776 September 1, 2009

stacked

cheating by arranging the way a game is played to give one side an unfair advantage

stacked deck of cards in poker or a stacked online multiplayer video game

by B Beene May 10, 2006

stacked

for chicks to be well built and got good curves

Damn check out her hips, shes stacked!

by Kay December 24, 2003

Crosby 'Stache

The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache

Shit! I have to shave. I'm starting to get a Crosby 'Stache!

by The Abdominator 2 November 4, 2010

Stacked Up

When a female is blessed with appealing mammary glands which have the tendency to distract males focus, she is stacked up.

Mark-"How'd your date go? did she have nice boobs?"
Matt-"Yeah that ho was STACKED UP!"

by Dr.vonlinkphipps December 1, 2011

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007