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Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.
Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting
by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011
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hurtin for a squirtin

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself
Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!
by luigi1111111 May 15, 2018
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spear of squirting

occurs very rarely but manly in the medieval times. Occurs during very hardcore fucking. A male has fucked so much tht he goes completely huly and throws a spear through the vagina of the female. The female squirts uncontrollably and eventually dies. The fluid is toxic so the mail dies most of the time as well. It is illegal in the US but.....fuck that its so much fun. As Dr.Bowens would say....go for it or I will steal your chance and smile
Ryan used the spear of squirting on his female cousin in alabama with albert einstein
by ryan bowens will fall off bed! December 17, 2008
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Squirming

-to shake,twist or wiggle the body from side to side, may or may not be due to nervousness or excitement

-the act of listening to Nightcore music
Roosevelt: Hey Aegidivs, wanna look at this cool hyperborea schizo vid I just made?
*Aegidivs stops drinking the 99% 6 litre bottle of Vodka in his tiny hands
Aegidivs: Sure bro
*video plays Katy Perry Hot N Cold Nightcore with some pictures of gnostic esoteric Hitler lore
Aegidivs: We're literally squirming bro!
*makes out as Aegidivs makes all men a little fruity
by AegidivsFan October 20, 2021
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Squirming

Everybody’s squirming a lot lately. Seems like that’s what this is about. Making your enemies squirm... I like to see Megyn squirm... That’s hot... think about it for a second... Yeah.... that’s the good stuff.... 🥵
Hym “Yeah.... No, I don’t think me being ok inside has anything to do with cripples doing whatever they want because they touch little girls and have rich parents... I think everything would be better for everyone if we took the little cripple and ate his heart... used his hollowed out corpse as a toilet... that works. That’ll be good. But hey, what’s with all the squirming lately. You guys got some lazy headline writers.... Like... Buy a thesaurus. You have a million dollars. What is wrong with you? Aside from inferior brain (obviously) I mean look at this guy? Why do you care that I’m slapping you? Did I slap you minds eye? No. That’s on the inside. Why do you care that you have to be a slave forever and others don’t? They’re not inside of you are they? No. They’re not. Because then they would also be a slave. And they’re not. If you hurt someone? Who cares! They’re outside of you! And if you’re ok it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Go back to your solipsistic bubble and let the let the people who aren’t ok inside do whatever they want. You done need to murder them and buy their daughters in glory hole brothels (where everyone gets a turn). Everything is fine. Because you’re ok inside.”
by Hym Iam December 4, 2022
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Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.
“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position
by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026
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squirmish

Two or more worms getting into a fight. Mixture of the words 'squirm' and 'skirmish'.
Yo, how much $$$ did you put down on that squirmish?

Forget dog fights, these days it's all about the squirmishes!
by mervstar April 17, 2011
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