Squeef

1. to try to get a hit off a bowl of marijuana when there is only ash in the bowl.

I squeefed out a hit.

by Morgan Rose October 20, 2004

Squeef

An anal queef

I was plowin this chick in the ass and she squeefed on me!

Her squeef smelled like shit...turns out it was.

by KookyNebraskaBoy October 4, 2009

Squeef

Black men semen that is abrubtly ejected out the penis hole and collides with white female clit, causing a loud squeaky noise that smells like shit. (May be mistaken for a queef)

Oh My God! Trevor just squeefed all over Jenna! (Trevor is such a cum dumpster)

by ben oser and nate papaik June 15, 2004

squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squeef

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

by Krigsstev November 11, 2005

Squerfin'

When a fart possibly becomes a shart and your running with cheeks a clenchin' to check the outcome.

Dude, get outta the way now! Im squerfin'!

by schmoy101 October 15, 2008