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Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.
Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.
by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009
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squeef

squeef (v.) - to be isolated, humiliated, or shunned from a group; munsoned; to be easily embarrassed or made fun of; to be painfully difficult in ordinary settings; to over-analyze the most simple issues; to be extremely awkward and make situations extremely uncomfortable
We had no choice but to squeef him due to his incessant verbal diarrhea.
by Zexlaaaaaaaa December 7, 2010
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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.
She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.
by zjones529 February 23, 2015
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squeef

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?
by vito470 September 6, 2016
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Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts
"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"
by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016
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squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"
by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017
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