Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Squeaks

An undercover term for black people. When black people play basketball, their Jordan's squeak on court floor as they play. It's a better undercover term alternative that no black person can understand to keep you out of trouble.

*Black people stealing from Walmart*
Sara: Well, well, well .... looking what we have here Jamie
Jamie: What is it Sara?
Sara: It's a bunch of broke squeaks rising the United States crime rate.....
Jamie: OMG SARA EW SQUEAKS!

by Jamir's toes November 16, 2023

Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners

Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023

Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.

I hate creeps & squeaks.

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

squeak Davidson

The ultimate fuzzy cuteness with a little bald butt. Appears every time lightning strikes the earth. Always accompanied by thunder and a voice that comes from everywhere whispering Squeak Davidson.

Squeak Davidson is so cute I just want to wrap him up in a tiny blanket and kiss his little fuzzy head.

by Cherry.Cola July 19, 2024

poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.

His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.

by websteroforegon January 14, 2007

Squeak

A member of the Squeaks, the main opposition in the video game Kirby Squeak Squad.

Here come the Squeaks!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021