Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
by Jrubadub December 30, 2010
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Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.
Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"
by Bastement October 04, 2010
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Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.
James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.
by bumasterflex September 21, 2010
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spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.
When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.
by Cooey K May 06, 2008
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Spunk Ransom

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie
girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!
by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008
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Stale Spunk

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021
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Spunk bubble

A definition of a young man who sees himself as being superior to those of older rank. It refers to the young male as someone who was a mere bubble of ejeculate when older, superior males were forging their way in the world. It is a term of derision and resentment upon the youth of today, who see going to the toilet and eating as their sole achievements in life.
‘So, you think that you know it all! When I was fighting in the army you were nothing more than a spunk bubble, you worthless, drug-crazed , chromium-plated retard!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023
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