smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.

Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.

by Jang Huen November 19, 2010

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

spontaneous

never knowing what is going to come next

Dude 1-damn man my new girl is so spontaneous,i NEVER know what shes going to do in bed:)
Dude 2- you lucky bastard

by sydney w!:) March 21, 2008

spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010

Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011

Spontaneous Giggity

When using a chat app such as Grindr, this happens when a conversation suddenly has sexual overtones about as overt as a quick brick to the gonads.

"So you like cake too eh?"

"Me too. I'd like to see your nude lady parts surrounded by cake."

"Sorry for the spontaneous giggity. I haven't had sex in months."

by Lhro4ever March 20, 2014