spiffen

being awesome

Man that math class sure wasn't spiffen.

by somnewguy April 24, 2011

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

sipoff

The time at which the first sip is taken: when you begin drinking. Analogous to Tipoff for most sporting events. Implies that the feats that will take place after this time are athletic and in some cases, competitive. Also calls to mind blastoff for space shuttles. Epic.

Guy 1: "What times the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sipoff is at 8 pm, should be poppin at around 9:30"

"Sipoff in t-minus 25 minutes."

"3, 2, 1, SIPOFF!!!"

by LEBROSS May 13, 2014

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

g-scoff

a person who scoffs at gingers

that g-scoff was acting all messed up towards those gingers.

by sterence March 21, 2008

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014