Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

sponchyunk

to write a poem for a person you hate then give it to them

i shalt not sponchyunk for you

by z4nky69 June 5, 2025

Sponch

The act of vaping.

Want to go Sponch?

by Mysticuser June 11, 2025

splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf

A mountain range above a small town in Finland.

I miss the ole' days back home climbing the pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf mountains.

by alexferreira42 December 8, 2020

ha shlonchan

shlonak - male iraqi greeting

shlonich - female iraqi greeting

ha shlonchan - hella people together

*pulls up to the squad* “ha shlonchan”

by prof. Yousef timbit Alshimary November 3, 2022

AI-Splotch

Noun - The phenomenon when AI generated images has inconsistent color, blurred detail, and irregular texture, or “texture splotching,” typically caused by failures in fine-detail reconstruction or spatial coherence

You can always tell when someone uses AI for art because of the AI-Splotch effect.

by Hoosier DOPPER March 17, 2026