Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)
Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.
Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.
Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.
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Get the sponchyunk mug.When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.
"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."
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Get the ha shlonchan mug.Noun - The phenomenon when AI generated images has inconsistent color, blurred detail, and irregular texture, or “texture splotching,” typically caused by failures in fine-detail reconstruction or spatial coherence
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