splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Splitteglate

Headphone cord spiguette

I love chewing on splitteglate

by I like chewing on headphones July 19, 2023

Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

splattable

When something is very able to be splattered, splooted, or spread on impact

The mashed potatoes are very splattable

by Justjoe1223 April 2, 2024

Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026