trunk spelunker

A homosexual. Trunk spelunker is similar to ass pirate, rump ranger, etc. in its common usage.

So my boss seemed cool until he tried to give me the jump. He's a total trunk spelunker!

by partisan hack May 12, 2010

Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.

I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.

by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022

Columbian Spelunker

While 69ing, the male partner forces his female companion to snort a line off of his dick before fornication, including but not limited to the sexual form of spelunking.

Hey Monica, is it true you and Erik did the "Columbian Spelunker"?????

by testosterone trowsers June 11, 2013

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

Skincave Spelunker

One who enjoys vaginal sex or exploring a vagina. The darker the better.

That Jerome is quite the Skincave Spelunker when he’s with his lady.

by Hillco October 13, 2019

semantic spelunking

v. Exploring the depths of the meaning of a word or phrase in order to tenuously defend a friend or client. A form of legalese.

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When the rumours of sexual assault began circulating the press agent put on both his game face and his lighted helmet before engaging in some pretty tricky semantic spelunking.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

Atlantic spelunking

taking a syringe and putting semen in it and hiding it before sex, then right before you ejaculate, you take out the syringe and inject their bloodstream with semen.

Jimmy: ay bro, i hear shatankabalquandria was a freak
Russel: yea bro, she let me hit her wit that atlantic spelunking

by Tomokiman September 20, 2018