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Spaz Chariot

The Wheelchair/shopping basket combo provided by some supermarket stores so that the partially disabled can shop.

Normally a standard motorised wheelchair type design with handlebars and a small shopping basket holder at the very front.

For obvious reasons, the 'spaz chariot pilot' is often a subject of ridicule. "Zoooooooom" "whooooosh" noises as they slowly cruise past you in the aisles are mandatory.
Check it out, that dudes cruising the spaz chariot like a demon!
Spaz Chariot by Hybrid-Halo May 31, 2005
Related Words

Spaz Shield 

The art of moving ones arm up and down in a ferociously fast, unpredictable manner in an attempt to create a shield of sorts. While this shield is not impeneterable, its speed and random nature will leave most attackers guessing.
The Spaz Shield is reported to effectively counter the Munnis.
Spaz Shield by Slick2K December 12, 2007
A common, stupid misspelling of the SPAS-12.

Mostly used by people who know the firearm by the GTA games.
GTAForums Moron: The spaz 12 takes 3 rounds to blow up a securicar

Avid FPS Player: For the love of god, it's called the SPAS-12 (Sporting Purpose Automatic Shotgun)not the spaz 12.
spaz 12 by Regbum December 10, 2007

spaz master 

1. spaz master - the master of being a spaz; a silly person; a lame individual.
"Look at that kid, he's the spaz master."

Spaz Level 

A spaz level is the level or amount of Ken Spaziani equivalent strength at any specific time. High Spaz Levels can be achieved by doing too much weight for bicep curls and then taking off your shirt and flexing in the mirror. Spaz Level can also be increased by taking pain killers and taking long cool drags of menthol ciggs. Spaz Levels decrease as your body goes through detox.
"yo bro bra my Spaz Level just reahed 1000. I did 2 bicep curls with 30 pounds then took a drag of a Newport cigg im rippin"
Spaz Level by Richard Moss January 9, 2009

spaz attack

getting overly worried or hyper about something
"You better control her, just in case she has a spaz attack or something."
spaz attack by Triggure August 2, 2006