A bootsie spaz occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you. Also known as a "smokey spaz".
by Henry Dorsett Case November 5, 2004
Brittany: "did you hear only 2 bands are playing tonight?"
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."
by fitzzz April 27, 2010
Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people
Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
by Morriscode58 May 3, 2011
by Adski March 17, 2004
n. Used to describe an instance in which something is so awesome you spaz-out and orgasm at the same time.
v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.
v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.
"I swear when I got my laptop for Christmas I had a spaz-gasm all over the house."
"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"
"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"
"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"
"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"
by Hasotweb December 7, 2009
someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"
Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.
Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.
or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz
Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.
or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz
by mattman2900 September 4, 2010