spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

The Spatula Man

the person who wields the coolest spatula

i have the coolest spatula therefor i am the spatula man

by Poo man November 19, 2003

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

snatchalater

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.

Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.

by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

construction spatula

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.

We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!

by cjc1 November 14, 2007

golden spatula

To piss on one's tongue before dragging it thru their ass

My ass itches will you give me a golden spatula?

by Little PP Willie July 13, 2015