Soviet Canuckistan

Where dreams come true, and buttfucks come free.
Canadians: In Soviet Canuckistan, homosexual fucks you!!!!!

Me: Ehh, no thanks.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020
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Soviet dream

The glorious ideals, promises to reach stars and beyond that were given to soviet citizens. Some even fulfilled, without doubt of possibility to conquer space and surface. Only to wake up one day to realize the dream had fallen so did the homeland yet they kept holding on to it, having no time for sadness for nothing can be done except survive.
Applicable to person and a country that had sudden drastic change to life in a day.
Tor took first steps towards his family building only to wake up to flipped country in political turmoil and war in just day, but his future expectations are still the soviet dream.
by Meteorite October 30, 2023
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White Soviet

An improvised drink made out high-proof homemade alcohol from some sketchy post-Soviet country and melted Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream. It is fucking amazing.
Pass me a White Soviet - how did we never think of mixing samogon with ice cream before?!?!
by imessuup May 24, 2012
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Baby Soviet

God of the universe

After making hitler his bitch and being the man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. He decided to rape god and rewrite history, by creating shaggy, although shaggy is one of the strongest and powerful god’s in the universe, he still remains powerless to Baby Soviet, the son of Stalin. Throughout wars shaggy was used in various occasions, Pearl Harbor that was shaggy, 9/11 that was Baby Soviet, Hiroshima that was shaggy, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, shaggy drifted apart, and lived a simple life, without fear or emotions, till one day are failed test experiment bappo escaped motherland, and was United with shaggy and fought many wars together, but Baby Soviet’s creation remains lost, and bappo’s only weakness is, Lacto
Yo shaggy and bappo are god’s, whaoooo yo, shaggy’s Dad is Baby Soviet and bappo was created by him too
by Jaina February 20, 2019
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soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018
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Soviet Abortion

A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka
My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night
by Doughyahh December 10, 2019
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