solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)

"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"

solar flares by akm13 November 3, 2003

Solar Hit

The process of using a magnifying glass and the light of the sun to ignite marijuana. Usually only done by geeks and dumb kids too young to buy lighters, it is a cheap, albeit slow, method to get high.

Stoner #1: Dammit, me lighter be broken. Let's go do us some solar hits.

Stoner #2: But we don't have a magnifying glass.

Stoner #1: Son of a. . . .

Solar Hit by Shadow of the Void October 2, 2006

solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

solar flares by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003

solar collector 

large tits on a girl pool side in california.

Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.

solar collector by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

solar flares by Lara November 1, 2003

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

solar flares by the_rhino December 15, 2003

solar moment 

a moment where solar does something really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb and stupid and solars a spaz

"i accidentally stuck my leg up my ass" solar moment!! <33

solar moment by longturd101 January 12, 2022