before dinner, you eat a load of laxatives. While eating, finger your asshole with one hand. When your family is finishing up, you turn around and shoot explosive diarrhea at everyone at the table.
by Jfhwiauwnwoap April 13, 2019
What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
That Soil Kisser is really getting on my nerves.
by AlexJohnTheConstance March 28, 2022
dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante
you're on dervish soil
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
Hey, if anyone needs me, I'll be plowing the pink soil!
The man will plant his seed in the woman's fertile, pink soil.
The man will plant his seed in the woman's fertile, pink soil.
by JoshdoingJoshthings June 26, 2024
by Kiddchina March 04, 2021