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Soil Kisser

by AlexJohnTheConstance March 28, 2022
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Soil

noun

This means, to come from nothing. Or to say started from the bottom
Rasheed: I came from the soil
James: Hell yeah we came from out the mud
by Kiddchina March 4, 2021
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A soiled supper

before dinner, you eat a load of laxatives. While eating, finger your asshole with one hand. When your family is finishing up, you turn around and shoot explosive diarrhea at everyone at the table.
My brother was so mad the other day, he made a soiled supper
by Jfhwiauwnwoap April 13, 2019
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tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.
With that man she's just tilling salted soil.
by MachinGunz June 3, 2017
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.
1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.
by Pictopathy September 25, 2021
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