Snart

A Snart is a sneeze and a fart coming out at the same time and the fart comes out at the same velocity as the sneeze, which could result in you shitting yourself, so please be careful.

1:*snarts*
2:Bro what was that?!

1:Sorry bro, I just snarted.
2:WTF is a snart?!

1:A sneeze and a fart that happened at the same time. Also, I might have shit myself.

by BrendanLee7 January 24, 2022

Farty sharty

When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you cum,shit and puke at the same time.

Oh god did you just do a farty sharty

by Liam has a brain July 6, 2021

snardy

sneaky or otherwise nasty meaning to a reply or comment.

Thats a nice top your wearing ,(snardy) pitty about the smell off it though.

by Buttons O tool September 11, 2008

snartphone

a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.

"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'

by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009

snirty

The leftover, dirty looking snow left on the side of the road after the roads have been cleared.

Snow + dirty = SNIRTY.

"Ew, look at all the snirty."

by Meredita January 9, 2010

snarky

The act of being sarcastic, bitchy, dissrespectful, irritable, or short-tempered

Colleen is one snarky bitch

by Seamus D. September 16, 2007

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

by mdawg84 January 15, 2010