smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

smhidb

An elaboration on smh (shaking my head)...smhidb means "shaking my head in disbelief"

What? You mean to tell me tomatoes are not a vegetable, but a fruit? smhidb

by myClone June 8, 2011

SMID

Acronym for Suck My Imaginary Dick

How about you SMID
He can SMID, cause I'm not listening to him

by SilverVangRose October 22, 2016

smidge

a person who does not use common sense and usually gets made fun of by others.

Jeffrey: Hey what time is the Knicks game on tonight?
David: Jeffrey stop being a smidge the Knicks are always on @ 7 PM

by DavidGend December 20, 2010

smidgebit

A measurement of a very small amount created by Ashley Tomlin

I almost got into an accident. I only missed that car by a smidgebit!

I only need a smidgebit more money to pay for the trip.

by Ashley Tomlin October 8, 2008

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003