Coon Smile

From a Brooks and Dunn song "Hillbilly Deluxe". Coon Smile refers to a raccoon smile. When a raccoon smiles it looks a little cute, but a little devious at the same time. No racial references are applied to "Coon Smile"

Couple Kids, Sweet thing driving a fastback
Shoot em Coon smile
Hoping that they smile back.

by CKay October 9, 2008

smile and nod

When some idiot is making no fucking sense, so you just smile and nod.

"Just smile and nod"

by Kim October 16, 2003

Salamanca Smile

The look an infant gives when pushing out a poo. The intense stare, red face and potential for slight dribble look remarkably similar to Hector Salamanca, the bell ringing drug lord from the AMC TV series, Breaking Bad.

Oh, look here! She's got a Salamanca Smile! Ring the bell little girl!

by mbd November 10, 2013

sheepish smile

A little smile you make when you're embarrassed, usually by awkward situations or when you do something "stupid".

You're alone with a cute stranger in an elevator and there is an awkward silence and you make a sheepish smile.

by pinkglitterunicorn March 29, 2016

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

My Size

A girl that meets all the right criteria. Basically your type of girl, as in she ticks all the right boxes.

So in essence she is fit for you, or your size.

Usually used when trying to catch a girl's attention, best used by shouting at them, to get full effect.

Made famous in the film Kidulthood by Jay (played by Adam Deacon)

"E-YO MY SIZE!!! MY SIZE!!!" shouting at a female

by ldndon March 23, 2008