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Smack Cam

When some bastard puts loads of whipped cream on their hand and smacks you in the face, they usually record it.
Euan: I'll smack cam Billy tomorrow!
John: I'll film it and post it on Facebook!
by Anon201320142015 September 29, 2013
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smack upside the head

To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.

This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.

As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
by ByRd May 23, 2007
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Smack Off

Once a year, by invite only, Jim Rome lets his callers insult each other and various sports figures. Sort of the way he insulted Jim Everett by calling him Chris. Except Jim R. got Smacked by Jim E.

You can only be invited if you were stupid enough to sit on hold for 3 hours on one of his previous shows just to insult someone. If you call got racked (accepted) you could be in the smack off. I prefer the Snatch Off. Where Hookers and Clones get together and do the nasty. Fat guys like the snack off. Nothing like cheetos and masterbation. Orange Julius anyone?
Jeff in Richmond won the smack off once. And he sucked. Sean usually wins, because he blows rome before the show.
by The Silk Brah March 12, 2008
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Smack a Bitch

When someone really needs to get sent back to their senses, You smack a bitch. Either the person acted out of line or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.
Yo that hoe came all up in my grills, so I just had ta smack a bitch.
by RamK October 5, 2006
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smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.
Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??
by markuz August 24, 2005
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smack that

To have sex from the back, hit it from behind, doggystyle. Doing this hard and fast so that it makes a smacking noise.
That girls hot, I want to smack that.
by jennw January 13, 2007
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smack one out

reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity
I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.
by smackingoneout May 22, 2012
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