Sporking

When you are laying with your lesbian best friend and the large spark leans her back against a support system then opens her legs enough for the small spark to lean her back against the large spark's stomach.

This is uncomfy, let's start sporking.

by Lesbolil May 1, 2014

Sporking

To spoon and then to pork(fuck)

P1: "Hey Betty, wanna spork?"

P2: "Why yes Oscar, I would love to spork."

by MAD IAN November 22, 2004

sporking

Spooning with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

by vopey June 5, 2005

Sporking

The act of spooning while simlutaneously engaging in anal sex with the so-called "little spoon." Can be done with guy-girl, guy-guy, girl-girl, and girl-guy. The last two are only applicable if a strap-on is available nearby.

Sarah: What's wrong with you?

Lindsey: I'm sore from James sporking me last night.

by Victorinox667 February 22, 2009

Sporking

Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch!

by eeeddd February 18, 2009

Sporking

very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.

the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.

by medinaswimmer'10 December 22, 2008

Swording the Wall

When a man is having intercourse in doggy style (vaginal or anal). Right before his moment of release he pulls out and spreads the females ass cheeks open and climaxes in the middle. Then he places his slowly softening penis in the middle and proceeds to spread up and down.

Brandon: Hey! Dude last night I was having some rough sex and was totally swording the wall. Her cheeks were stuck together all night!

Tyler: Nice.

by lilman33 October 25, 2011