Finger slippage

to feel someone up or or engage in foreplay with the hands.

"I totally got my finger slippage on with that girl last night in the club"

Jon: "How'd that date go last night?"
Jeff: "Pretty good, we didn't bang, but I got some finger slippage in."

by dontgiveashittt January 3, 2011

TP Slippage

When you cover a public toilet seat with TP, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of ass protection off the seat and into the water. Inevitably, you have to start over.

Man, I had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty I had to use 3 well-placed layers of TP to protect my booty. I turned around to sit down, and there was massive TP slippage, and I had to start all over.

by rotospace July 14, 2015

Shaz slappa suprrise

Covering your dick in Vegimite and peanut putter then grabbing it like a baseball bat and smacking the shit out of someone with it

Bro my EX tried to bang my friend so we gave that bitch a Shaz slappa suprrise

by cnet66 November 16, 2018

Slumpatost

A disfunctional dirty bastard who liks to masterbate while listening to Elton John.

Bob you are a slumpatost so piss off!

by Duane Ellis July 31, 2003

slurpage

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

by jessica October 8, 2003

slutpants

A word I ganked off Jessica.

A stupid insult which doesn't mean anything. Probably has something to do with the the insultee being a whore

Shutup Slutpants, you ate my dog.

by Clayton. May 18, 2003

slappa slut

Verb: The act of slapping a slut.

Sometimes in life, one finds himself in a position where he really needs to "slappa slut."

After Bill's girlfriend cheated on him he really needed to "slappa slut."

by Mystery Crew May 26, 2006