Sleepy Joe

Look at your gas prices guys!
You voted for em!

He Divided the country, Lawlessness in the streets and even Left American Citizens Over in Afgan! And sadly MORE people have died under Bidens regime then Under Trumps Presidency.

jackass 1: Man! these gas prices are shit!
Actual Person: Well maybe you shouldn't have voted for sleepy joe you dumbass!
jackass 2: WOW You're so racist I can't believe you're raising your voice you White supremist piece of shit!
Actual Person: Okay Buddy...

by LoserVilletm December 17, 2021

Speedy Gonzalez

<< Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >>

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

Sleepy Sailor

The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.

I was at the beach the other day and pulled a Sleepy Sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!

by Virgil September 1, 2004

sleepy tom

The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.

Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!

by p00pybutt November 29, 2011

Sleepy Old Bear

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

by dilly g January 13, 2009

Sleepy Batman

When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.

Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.

by Nasty Marloins March 17, 2011

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011