Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!

K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!

by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010

Doom Stopper

Doom Stopper is an alter ego used by all time arch villan Ilan Gmach. Doom Stopper was know to chronically masturbate while referring to himself in the third person. Doom Stopper mainly terrorized Sante Fe, New Mexico in the late 1920s, after a while he was quickly captured by the local police force. Doom Stopper tragically died in his cell after fifty years.

Wow, that guy's right arm is so much more muscular then his left. I bet he calls himself doom stopper.

by TiredEle5 May 20, 2012

Dick Skipper

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

stink stopper

Noun: A maneuver performed to temporarily stop the stink from emanating from your Bae's corn hole during a bad case of the shits. It is performed by inserting one's cum cannon into Bae's poop chute and slowly walking her to the bathroom. Once positioned over the toilet, disengage your salad shooter and let her juicy ducie flow. To return the favor, Bae should then thank you by providing a wiener cleaner

Ashley ate some tainted French food yesterday and didn't think she could make it to the shitter before unloading in her pants. So I gave her the old stink stopper and stopped the Hershey highway from flooding.

by JaguarJoe June 30, 2017

clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.

Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.

by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019