Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.

1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.

by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006

carpet sweeping

Manually, with the digits of the hand, or orally pleasuring a woman who is totally hairy down in the nether regions.

Sorry I missed your call, I was carpet sweeping my girl's rug.

by BigM_MysteryMann September 9, 2011

Sleeping Beauty

to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.

tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great

by sam69!!... April 17, 2009

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Skeeming

Making plans with devious intentions

Me: Lizzy what are you doing
Lizzy: I'm Skeeming for super sunday....

by sk33alemers July 29, 2010

sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better

man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"

by karisma October 23, 2006

Teabag Steeping

When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.

Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Eva’s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.

by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022