Peeing sitting down

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016

Marlen Sittampalam

A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.

Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watch down the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.

Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam

by Neeklen Neekampalam January 18, 2022

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

Tmall Ol Sitties

those small ol titties you always see which causes a decrease in your boner

Matt: Ethan bro your girlfriend has some tmall ol sitties
Ethan: yeah i know i hate it

by imsuchabawss December 3, 2011

Shitty Bitch

n. meaning a female who causes emotional, mental, or physical harm to a person through manipulation and self indulgence. By making said person do things out of charater in a self harming fashion.

Angelina Jolie is a shitty bitch to Brad Pitt everytime she is the cause of him doing things that are "charitable" or "helpful" to other people.

by G.F.A. March 18, 2008

shitty ass

A person or thing of very low quality.

That is one shitty ass band!

by The Sniffing Accountant April 18, 2008

sitting ovation

When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.

lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting)
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.

by erieee May 24, 2010