Ashley Simpson

a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced slut who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says shit about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.

ugh! stop trying to act all punk...you look like ashley simpson all over again!

by love lisa July 5, 2008

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008

Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

ashlee simpson

The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.

Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.

by Angelacia May 14, 2007