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Shummed

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's
I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!
by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025
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The act of shitting while cumming; the most euphoric experience a human can have
Dude, I was shumming last night and I literally couldn’t open my eyes for like 20 seconds because I was in heaven.
by YourMother0w0 June 18, 2020
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There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.
by Wording long man November 18, 2020
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Person 1: I was so concentrated at cumming yesterday that i didn´t notice i shat myself.
Person 2: Dude, that´s called a shum.
by PraiseTheSun202 April 8, 2020
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When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum

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When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.
Friend: stfu before I kiss you baby girl
You: be right back I gotta shum real quick
by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019
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i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul
by SDHit June 7, 2020
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This is when you shove something up yo bum.
He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.
by Leetoma October 22, 2019
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